All articles tagged with "Party"
Wow, this was crazy! It was a really nice and hot party night! I danced the whole time and had a lot of fun! But there was only one big problem: I forgot to poop! When I returned home I realized that I had to poo very urgently! But I don't wait very long and decided to shit right where I was standing. And of course I wanted to share this experience with you darling...!
You always tell me that there is no one who visits you on new year! Ok, one reason is that you are a pathetic loser! No one can stand you more than some minutes. And you look very bad! You look like shit! But there is one thing we can do so you look more suitable: We can cover your body with REAL SHIT! How do you like it? Are you happy that we share some minutes with you...? At least to poop on you...
